About Our Founder

What? This is very clearly a poorly-edited photo of Walter White from hit human series Breaking Bad. — Johann D. Promsi, Founder of SkaiaNet

Note: Still not original founder.

Welcome back.

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So I see you viewing this blog again. I am surprised you even managed to exhume this particular version of the site. This isn't archived to any forums, by any bot scouters, or anything. You got here all by yourself.

I have learned how to tweak a variable in the HTML of this website to constantly display a blog post as the current day. You'll never know when this was actually published.

Hello there.

Date Published: November 11 2423

I'm impressed. Not by you, or by anyone else in particular, I just happen to be very impressed with the performance of the game for the last 400 years. Not many games get to say they last that long. Not even Monopoly can say that, and they are owned by a sister company to SkaiaNet under CrockerCorp.

I am Johann Promsi. I am the current founder of SkaiaNet in all universes beneath mine as well as that of Alternia's as subservient to the Empress. I live on her warship alongside my kin, the one I am most closest to is Melchior, a goldblood used by our rightful queen as an experiment in cloning.

I am a violetblood troll, superior to all other than our righteous Empress. All of my quadrants are open if anyone is interested in hitting me up over Trollian. My handle is arbitraryDistance. Thanks.

This happened to the former founder in another timeline: