About Our Founder

What? This is very clearly a poorly-edited photo of Walter White from hit human series Breaking Bad. — Johann D. Promsi, Founder of SkaiaNet

Note: Not original founder. The original founder, Jake Harley, was slain by his adoptive mother and our empress, Her Imperious Condescension, in cold blood. He is taxidermied in the corner of the office. Hail to Alternia.

Hello there.

Date Published: November 11 2423

I'm impressed. Not by you, or by anyone else in particular, I just happen to be very impressed with the performance of the game for the last 400 years. Not many games get to say they last that long. Not even Monopoly can say that, and they are owned by a sister company to SkaiaNet under CrockerCorp.

I am Johann Promsi. I am the current founder of SkaiaNet in all universes beneath mine as well as that of Alternia's as subservient to the Empress. I live on her warship alongside my kin, the one I am most closest to is Melchior, a goldblood used by our rightful queen as an experiment in cloning.

I am a violetblood troll, superior to all other than our righteous Empress. All of my quadrants are open if anyone is interested in hitting me up over Trollian. My handle is arbitraryDistance. Thanks.

This happened to the former founder in another timeline: